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Old 06-03-2006, 12:51 AM
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Default I bet you can't describe this.

If someone came up to you and asked you. "How do I pee?" What would you tell them. Explain what you need to do to actually make the human body urinate.

This oughta get interesting.
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As soon as I say the topic I figured I would have some joke to eplain it quick. Now all I can think of is WTF?????
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First I unwrap my penis from around my leg.... yes all three wraps............
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First I unwrap my penis from around my leg.... yes all three wraps............
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Get my glasses............undo belt, unbutton and unzip..be careful cause sometimes it gets caught cause I go commando.......look real hard thru the forest..use index finger in each hand to point then just squeeze hard thru the midsections..it will come...shake it off good..its mint I cn shake it as much as I want...hide it back in the forest..and close up shop. Take my glasses off cause I don't need them for things larger than the penile organ
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squeeze hard thru the midsections..it will come...
You fuckin' kill me.. So, you squeeze hard through the midsectionns come huh? So what prevents you from shitting on yourself? I can't help but write this and laugh at the same time.
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You fuckin' kill me.. So, you squeeze hard through the midsectionns come huh? So what prevents you from shitting on yourself? I can't help but write this and laugh at the same time.

I need to edit the above post

EDIT: Be sure to take a shit first, BEFORE you start the "pee" process.
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I need to

EDIT: shit first, and you "pee" .
I can't quit laughing. Let me edit this for you.. LOL...
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If you have to explain to someone the most natural bodily function, then the person you are explaining to has some real problems. Shitting, pissing, sneezing, coughing, sleeping, breathing, vomiting and even ejactulating are all natural bodily functions that you can not stop.

Were you looking for a serious answer?

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I was looking for some interesting answers. Serious or not is beyond the question.
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