Sex Stories

[Blood1]

Arite everyone has to post something up...

One time i took this girl out. It was the whole 9 yards. I took her out to eat at this retardedly expensive plave i took her to a movie and went for a walk. Everything your supposed to do. So it's creeping up on 1 am and we are a little drunk. At the time i lived in an apartment and my roomates were having a party. I took her into my room and locked the door. I got her naked and we started to fuck. All of a sudden she qweefed so loud that i took a double take. It was louder than any ass ive ever ripped in my life. She was so embarressed then to only make things worse some people that were partying in the apartment banged on the door and gave me props on such a loud fart.

Another time (different girl) i was having sex and we were like 10 minutes in and i was starting to get nervous that the gun was going to go off a little too soon. Im banging her and i think to myself (fuck i'm about to get it) so i pull out, jump off the bed and start to eat her out on the edge of the bed. i beat myself off the rest of the way under the bed then when i was done spraying i got up and kept having sex with her. At that point i could only stay up for so long so i said "ah what the fuck was that" and she said "what" i said "it just feels like i hit a brick wall in your shit my dick immediatly went soft" so i pull out and my dick is like a wet noodle. shes like omg im so sorry what happened. So that bought me time until my dick went back up. When we were all done having sex again she got up and stepped in the disaster i left under the bed. . .

[YoungNJacked]

Originally Posted by Blood1

Arite everyone has to post something up...

One time i took this girl out. It was the whole 9 yards. I took her out to eat at this retardedly expensive plave i took her to a movie and went for a walk. Everything your supposed to do. So it's creeping up on 1 am and we are a little drunk. At the time i lived in an apartment and my roomates were having a party. I took her into my room and locked the door. I got her naked and we started to fuck. All of a sudden she qweefed so loud that i took a double take. It was louder than any ass ive ever ripped in my life. She was so embarressed then to only make things worse some people that were partying in the apartment banged on the door and gave me props on such a loud fart.

Another time (different girl) i was having sex and we were like 10 minutes in and i was starting to get nervous that the gun was going to go off a little too soon. Im banging her and i think to myself (fuck i'm about to get it) so i pull out, jump off the bed and start to eat her out on the edge of the bed. i beat myself off the rest of the way under the bed then when i was done spraying i got up and kept having sex with her. At that point i could only stay up for so long so i said "ah what the fuck was that" and she said "what" i said "it just feels like i hit a brick wall in your shit my dick immediatly went soft" so i pull out and my dick is like a wet noodle. shes like omg im so sorry what happened. So that bought me time until my dick went back up. When we were all done having sex again she got up and stepped in the disaster i left under the bed. . .

ah shit i got a good couple for sure...........lol.......

the best one was when i just turned 21 and was workin at a bar as a bouncer. well this chick had been textin all night while i was workin wanting me to come and party with her at a hotel after. well i get off work and head down there. we turns out there were 15-20 of her friends at this party. but getting out from work i was already buzzin. so i didnt give a fuck. i went over to her as she was lying on the bed and i starting makin out with her after the normal "whats up? how u doin?" type shit. well 15 minutes in she is giving me head as the rest of the party just watches, ahhaah! it doesnt stop there. at this time we are under the bed sheets and im hammerin away piss ass drunk not givin a fuck who is watchin. then i go take a piss after puttin my pants back on........well she finds me in there and wants to it on the counter by the sink........then she takes me outside and gives me head in the hallway........the stairwell........outside by the car........then we come back to the room and finsh up on the bed. at this point her friends are in amazement that we just did that shit, aahhahhahahahahahahh! i think i blacked out then, but i was told i hit it like 5 more times.........not sure where she is today, but she was a good piece for the time. super trooper for sure, lol....................

another good one was the same year..........i had met this girl though a friend at club/bar. she was all tatd up with fake tits, a tan, bangin body. she was 29 and i was 21 and man she was on her game that nite. lol! i get off work and we start talkin about blazin and headin back to her house. well im drunk at this point and said to her........."shit if u drive im down for whatever"......well she takes me up on it and when i get to the car she has a FAT BOWL waiting in the center console. her friend and my boy are in the back seat making out. well she and i start hot boxin.......then a cop knocks on the window........all bad! well they were cool cops and realized i wanted to get laid and i told him so, and not to keep me too long with the paperwork, lol! (typical smart ass right?)......well he breaks the pipe and gives us the weed back and tells us to get home. well we drop off her friend and my boy and we head to her house.........well by the time we hit the door we are ready to go. i think we smoked 3 more bowls.......we get going and everything is going great and she tops off the great night by replying to my question "hey where u want me to finish?" with her reply of "anywhere u want..........i was like DAMnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!! keeper!!!! haha! she had her tubes tied so needless to say i had a few fun weeks with her.......lol

[Blood1]

Originally Posted by YoungNJacked

i think i blacked out then, but i was told i hit it like 5 more times

I've been there. . . One time i told myself "i'm not gonna bang this girl....i'm not gonna bang this girl" then after about 16 beers "maybe ill just make out with her"i continued to drink...and... of coarse i woke up naked with her bare ass next to me and minimal recollection.

Originally Posted by YoungNJacked

i had met this girl though a friend at club/bar. she was all tatd up with fake tits, a tan, bangin body. she was 29 and i was 21

I've fucked one girl that was 30 and it was the best ive had. They compensate for their declining looks by amazing sex. And i love that fake tit plastic barbie doll look.

But it's saturday night, i just got out of work (bartender), and im studying for an exam on tuesday. These sex stories make me feel shitty. Hahaha.

[fit4lyfe]

I was a bartender / door man for 8 years, I wouldn't know where to start.. well here is one!!
I had knee surgery in 1998, and the doctors main nurse was named linda, and qwas she hot, older, had fakes, the whole works, I was in the office like ten times for consults, MRI's etc. and kept flirtin with her about her being the "head nurse". anyway after surgery I was at work and she shows up, she stayed for awhile and I hooked her up with drinks, she says we are going to this place, meet me ther you won't be sorry!! I go to my co-worker and point her out and pelad to switch shifts so I could cut out early. I met her at the other place, she walks up and just plants one on me and says come on, we went behind the dj booth, I knew the DJ!!, and she goes down, and peopel kept walking by, so we go back to her place, she takes me to her room, mirror all the way up the wall and on the ceiling!! and she was taking clothes off the whole way upstairs. That my friends was a night that I actually wil remember for ever!! will let your imaginations go with it, needless to say every hole got used, no not mine, hers, and wow, was she hot for being well my age now, back then...!!!

[DGAF]

You guys may have me beat here. All my stories have to do with sex parties, orgies, 3somes, 4somes, more somes, swapping, doing guys wives on my living room floor while my wife and the womans husband watched from the kitchen, having my wife help me bang girls by pushing on my butt while I had them bent over, my wife using a strap-on with the girls while they gave me a BJ and then my wife and I switched spots and the girls go down on my wife while I do them, having 5 girls bent over in a line and doing them one after the other, going to hotel parties and running buck neked from one room to another to bang every girl in the room, having girls we just met online come over and do us both and then go home. We are just a couple of swingers.

I dont have it as good as you guys do I guess, we just go to swinger bars and sex parties alot.


DGAF

[fit4lyfe]

Originally Posted by DGAF

You guys may have me beat here. All my stories have to do with sex parties, orgies, 3somes, 4somes, more somes, swapping, doing guys wives on my living room floor while my wife and the womans husband watched from the kitchen, having my wife help me bang girls by pushing on my butt while I had them bent over, my wife using a strap-on with the girls while they gave me a BJ and then my wife and I switched spots and the girls go down on my wife while I do them, having 5 girls bent over in a line and doing them one after the other, going to hotel parties and running buck neked from one room to another to bang every girl in the room, having girls we just met online come over and do us both and then go home. We are just a couple of swingers.

I dont have it as good as you guys do I guess, we just go to swinger bars and sex parties alot.


DGAF

show off!!! oh, this one time at band camp!!!

[DGAF]

Originally Posted by fit4lyfe

show off!!! oh, this one time at band camp!!!

LOL. The only thing is everything I said is 100% true. I love it. I just wish I had some cool stories like you guys,lol.


DGAF

[fit4lyfe]

Originally Posted by DGAF

LOL. The only thing is everything I said is 100% true. I love it. I just wish I had some cool stories like you guys,lol.


DGAF

I was just fuckin around, I am sure it is true, I have a couple of friends in situations like you. I just don't get it, though, So I am jealous, fucker!!!

[YoungNJacked]

u lucky fuck!!!! DGAF, WTF? man i thought i did some crazy shit, man.......then u had to go and say something like that!!! god bless women who love women!!! lol! ur a lucky man bro......thats all i got to say, lol!

as far as fit and blood1, man ur bringing back some good memories, lol! i love the older women to practice on!!!! hahaahaha! its funny i used them to perfect my game in every aspect.........these younger girls act like they never knew what hit em, hhaahha! "how did u learn that?"......or......." u do this with all the girls u meet?" hahahahahhahaaaha! thats my favorite line. "no sweetheart, just u.....i saw it in a book once"........hahaahhaha!

god bless being young,

[DGAF]

Originally Posted by fit4lyfe

I was just fuckin around, I am sure it is true, I have a couple of friends in situations like you. I just don't get it, though, So I am jealous, fucker!!!

I know your kidding bro. I like what my wife and I do, she is more into chicks than guys anyway so it works out even better for me because we do alot of girls together, but I dont mind her doing another dude. Hell I am doing the guys wife anyways so its fair, I cant be a hipocrite. Alot of people say the are jealous and that they envy me, I just smile and say I know, lol.



DGAF