listen to me speak in irish

[hitch]

my god here is a site i found which is so word perfect off how we talk in northen ireland.
even im pissing myself laughing

http://www.speaknorniron.8m.net/dictionary.htm

[hitch]

ok so here is your first lesson in hoo we talk here.
i will make a short story and at the end i will break it down into english for ya.


I just got out"a"me bed gonna head up da brew get a crisis loan, Aye gonna get some beezer gutties at the shap. Came home lastnite totally banjaxed fukin wiped outa my face , bloody jeans are bogging , try and get a beg take em a wee dander up the street. MY ma was calling me and i told er to houl on a wee minute her sha goes i bate yer bake wee lad and tell yur da when he comes home , aye dead on love, slap it up ye.
I aint feared of no one , just tell"em to faakaaf . well aye gotta go now as i gotta get the messages for me ma and fingys waiting up tha shap for us.


so ok i will translate it for you guys.

I have just woke up , i think i should go to the welfare office and ask for a loan as im very poor today. yes im going to buy some nice shoes at the shop.
i did arrive home lastnight totally drunk . my trousers are very dirty i should get a plastic carrier bag and take them to my grandmothers for her to dryclean. my mother was asking calling up the staircase to get my attention , I asked her to hold on for a moment while i gather myself together.
she then stated that she will hit my face with her hand and tell my father when he returns from work that i was not very nice to her. I replied yes no problem go ahead and please tell him.
im scared off nobody ,, i just tell those people to fuk off, oh look i must go now as i got to purchuse the grocieries from the store for my mother and my friend is awaiting my arrival at the store.

[longhorn71]

Take someone from Northern Ireland and someone from east London speaking cockney and no one would know what the fuck either of you were saying!!!

I am actually quite fond of Cockney Rhyming Slang! bril.

[hitch]

very true bro very true

[DanSteelMan]

haha...hitch...I have heard ya speak mate...this irish accent...its the people from southern ire. I cant understand...My accent is muddled from Caliofornian, Washitonian, South Carolinalinaion, and british...I sound like a mutt, lol

[The Anonymizer]

Originally Posted by hitch

ok so here is your first lesson in hoo we talk here.
i will make a short story and at the end i will break it down into english for ya.


I just got out"a"me bed gonna head up da brew get a crisis loan, Aye gonna get some beezer gutties at the shap. Came home lastnite totally banjaxed fukin wiped outa my face , bloody jeans are bogging , try and get a beg take em a wee dander up the street. MY ma was calling me and i told er to houl on a wee minute her sha goes i bate yer bake wee lad and tell yur da when he comes home , aye dead on love, slap it up ye.
I aint feared of no one , just tell"em to faakaaf . well aye gotta go now as i gotta get the messages for me ma and fingys waiting up tha shap for us.

WTF? you're kidding right? you sound like Pootietang.

[hitch]

straight up bro ,, no joke that is how they talk in northen ireland.

i dont really talk like that as i was brought up by a middle class parent lol but if ya go into the real poor areas here they are all like that.

I think dan can confirm this too.

[DanSteelMan]

My family was from Kilkenny (sp) But I meet irish people here in pubs all the time....The reason they speak the way they do is because most of the time they are pissed out of their head, lol

[hitch]

no joke but there is about 4 bars on every road in northen ireland.
around the area i live there is around 30 bars

[kat_815]

just so everyone knows lol, hitch does say most of the words on that website. he showed it to me before he posted it up and i was roflmao. he uses a lot of them when he talks really fast and slips farther into using slang lol.