Poor Old Lady

[IronpumpedLady]

This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says,
"Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with
farting. It's not really a social problem, because you can't smell it or hear
it, but I must have farted 20 times since talking to you." The Doctor nods his
head and says, "Take this bottle of pills and use them all. When they are all
gone in about 2 weeks, come back to see me." The old lady comes back 2 weeks
later and is angry. She says "What was in those pills? I fart just as much. You
still can't hear them, but now they smell horrible!" The Doctor again nods his
head and says, "Great, that takes care of your sinus problem, now let's work on
your hearing."
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PERFECT HEARING

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He
finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set
of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman returned to the doctor a month later for a re-check.

The doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased
that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

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DOCTOR VISIT

An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old crone, entered the
doctor's office. "We have come for an examination" said the young girl.
"Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes
off."
"No, not me" said the girl. "it's my old aunt here."
"Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, please stick out your tongue."


Stay Strong~~!!!
IPL