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08-17-2007, 06:46 PM
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Footballing definitions
Football: A game consisting of 22 skilled players, one impartial referee, two
eagle eyed referee's assistants and one stupid ball. Teammate: Another person that you have to dribble around Fans: Two sets of abusive referees Offside: The Bermuda Triangle area of the pitch where "innocent" players are drawn towards. Scoring: When 11 men spontaneously start dancing and kissing, regardless of any injuries, whilst 11 others droop like wallflowers Striker: Faultless, overpaid, box hogging lay about whom only misses the goal when he is fed a bad ball Defender: Player who's function is to commit fouls just outside of the penalty area Ball: Round object used by referees to entice players into committing fouls. Stay Strong~~!!! IPL
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08-17-2007, 10:32 PM
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Re: Footballing definitions
Ok now you have crossed the line IPL!
You need to understand that during the months of september through Janruary we have nothing to do! Its freaking cold! Other than "Not now I have a headache" You should understand that THIS is the only defense you ladies have to keep us testosterone junkies from making this another baby boomer! GO SOONERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But that was cute 
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