Q & A (For the Ladies)

[IronpumpedLady]

Q. What did God say after he created man?
A. "I can do better than this."

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: Oh about 45 pounds.

Q. What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?
A. A hot dog and a six-pack.

Q. How do men exercise at the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.

Q. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A. When the crew gets lost in space, at least women will ask for directions.

Q. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
A. So men can understand them.

Q. What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?
A. ET phoned home.

Q. What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?
A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Q. What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A. Government bonds mature.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a male insomniac?
A: A cock that stays up all night.

Q: What's the average man's definition of foreplay?
A: Unzipping his fly.

Q: How do you get a macho guy to stop calling "it" The Whopper, My Bazooka,
and The Thunder Rod?
A: Ask, "Is it in?"

Q: What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?
A: They were originally intended for children but it's men who play with
them.

Q: What is a man doing when he pours beer on his hand?
A: Getting his date drunk.

Q: Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
A: At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 10,000
miles, whichever came first.

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He's breathing.

Q: Why are men like commercials?
A: You can't believe a word they say.



10 things you will never hear a man say:

1) Let's watch Oprah!
2) Sex is overrated.
3) I want you to come first.
4) Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5) There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6) I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7) My hips are too big.
Is ''Mad About You'' on tonight?
9) Does this suit make me look fat?
10) I'll never get tired listening to Celina Dixon.


But you guys know we Love ya and Couldn't live without you either!!!


Stay Strong~~!!!
IPL

[Seanster]

lol..Geeesus! Man basher!