Ever thought about this?!?!

[Seanster]

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again


Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.


Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.


Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.


Q. What's the difference Between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball


Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!


Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!


Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.


Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.


Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

A. About three inches.


Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. For traction in the mud.


Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.


Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.


Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.


Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.


Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.


Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.


Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.


Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.


Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . They don't have balls to scratch!

[fit4lyfe]

LMAO bro that is some funny sh*t, although some of them seem a little suspect coming from a guy.. all is good in joking though. much respect..

[Seanster]

lol..Yeah brah! I thought about taking a few of those out because this did come from a womans point of view. I actually recieved this in an email from my ex-wife (the second one, not the third!) so I copy/pasted it here thinking maybe the ladies could also enjoy the guy bashing ones! Not saying any names IPL!..lol. I also see one about a sheep that might give a member on here some ideas..lol.

Anywhoo..Should have put post statement on this as : All views heirin not the sole discretion of the joke administrator of this thread. All actors are purely fictious and IM NOT GAY! lol...

[fit4lyfe]

LMMFAO, yah baaahhh soem one on here has a close connection to shee, eep, too funny, the gay one made me vomit in my mouth alittle, but I do live in So Cali, so I am used to vomitting in my mouth often..LMAO, If I knew that 45 min and 3" led to marriage I would have not gone in all the way and quit early..LOL, yah right...