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Old 07-25-2007, 06:10 PM
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We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.
The warm breeze was full of that earthly, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and quiet whispering of the leaves in the Weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.
We lay there, both naked, I knew I had to have her and have her now.
Without a word being spoken, I managed to move myself to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she had been waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as tension rose, we began the ultimate in sex. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself from ending it all to soon.
As sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable Mind-blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out until the moment we had been both waiting for was upon us. As it did we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long set sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, as we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace, I kissed her long and loving and whispered how good she had been, she tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and whispered: "Baaaaa", then rejoined the flock.

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Old 07-25-2007, 08:59 PM
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Wyoming/Texas, etc.. where the men are men and the sheep are scared...
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:06 AM
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That was really F-ed up!! No FUCKED UP! Why did u share that w us?
BTW u are a female ? arnt u.
After the first couple of lines i was thinkin u were a lesbo.
Not that, that is a bad thing.
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Old 07-26-2007, 04:56 PM
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As sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable Mind-blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out until the moment we had been both waiting for was upon us. As it did we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long set sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, as we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace, I kissed her long and loving and whispered how good she had been, she tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and whispered: "Baaaaa", then I lifted her long lucious hooves out of my boots so she could rejoin the flock. Oh the tears that flowed as she ran. Baaaaa..Baaaaa...off into the deep dark night. ahhhh...they dont call me james444 for nuthin!

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Old 07-26-2007, 05:02 PM
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That was really F-ed up!! No FUCKED UP! Why did u share that w us?
BTW u are a female ? arnt u.
After the first couple of lines i was thinkin u were a lesbo.
Not that, that is a bad thing.
somebody needs to learn how to take a joke, and get a sense of humor..very funny Seanster, LMAO.. Wonder why it bothered him so bad, was he the sheep or the rancher???
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somebody needs to learn how to take a joke, and get a sense of humor..very funny Seanster, LMAO.. Wonder why it bothered him so bad, was he the sheep or the rancher???
LOL..Nah fit , Just been watching the herd from afar! Sounds like a new cool title? I would rather have (I <3 Sheep) Than (I <3 8===D ) lmao!!! Its all in fun brah! Dont go hatin a brotha!...lol

No IPLs not a lesbo......She is our leader of this forum, the joke master! (Seanster bows to the all mighty IPL)...lol


I knew it!!! I KNEW it IPL! Told ya Anon was going to make a Joke section and you said he would just ban our asses!!!..lol.
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He just got tired of my joke posts taking space in the general discussion!!!! LOL
Yes I am a Lady, not a Lesbo, or at least I don't think I am ?? Hmmm something I have never explored!!!! LOL No worries Jokes are just that jokes!! If you think that was bad read todays!!!! LOL, I promise no more tacky ones!!!!! I just like to shake everyones day up some way, either a smile or a laugh,...I guess a counts also!!!!


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He just got tired of my joke posts taking space in the general discussion!!!! LOL
Yes I am a Lady, not a Lesbo, or at least I don't think I am ?? Hmmm something I have never explored!!!! LOL No worries Jokes are just that jokes!! If you think that was bad read todays!!!! LOL, I promise no more tacky ones!!!!! I just like to shake everyones day up some way, either a smile or a laugh,...I guess a counts also!!!!


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OK OK ur not a lesbo! I never said u were. I know everyone. I just said AFTER THE FIRST COUPLE OF LINES. I know how to read a whole paragragh. I get the joke.
Ha HA.

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LMAO!!! Another good one IPL!
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OK OK ur not a lesbo! I never said u were. I know everyone. I just said AFTER THE FIRST COUPLE OF LINES. I know how to read a whole paragragh. I get the joke.
Ha HA.


No worries my friend, nothing in the joke section is ever taken to heart!! So no offense take. Its all goood!!!!


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