Things Men Should Know!!

[IronpumpedLady]

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her
for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her bill fold,extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need
to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman
asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair
done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself
tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a
woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments
and wine."


Stay Strong~~!!!
IPL

[KingJames]

lol.. another good one IPL.

[Seanster]

LMAO!!! I thought that was going to be some sad story about helping a homeless person out..lol. Hell I was bout to let my estrogen take over and wound up busting a gut! Like a sick twist in a bad movie makes the end all beter!! Notch that one up in the good book girl!