Men & Women Differences

[IronpumpedLady]

MEN / WOMEN: TEN DIFFERENCES
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as they were when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn’t want.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
5. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman; before marriage and after marriage.
8. Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
9. Any married man should forget his mistakes--no use in two people remembering the same thing.
10. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


MEN VS. WOMEN
The difference between men and women in one paragraph:
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells: "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies "BITCH". They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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IPL

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