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Old 06-25-2007, 03:50 AM
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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."



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damn woman,I thought u had some fresh one liners,not that I need them ive got more game than parker brothers
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damn woman,I thought u had some fresh one liners,not that I need them ive got more game than parker brothers
Be nice now!!! LOL Thats a classic, old but every time I read it I laugh!! I have fresh stuff, I will post be patient!! I can't spill all my good jokes out at once!
Besides why would a nice gentleman like you need to resort to oneliners and playing games?? Parker bro's hasn't had any fresh games since monopoly came out!!! Hmmm how long ago was that???? LOL JK My friend!!! Have a good one!!!


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actually,I am a nice guy was just born with the gift of gab,personality and extremely quick whitted oh,good looks and generosity as well,respect........rep
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actually,I am a nice guy was just born with the gift of gab,personality and extremely quick whitted oh,good looks and generosity as well,respect........rep


You might be one tof the sweetest guys I have met on here!!! Never under estimate the gift of personality!!!!


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You might be one tof the sweetest guys I have met on here!!! Never under estimate the gift of personality!!!!


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dat sounds like an e-flert lady..........!
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dat sounds like an e-flert lady..........!

No just a nice, honest, straightforward lady!!!


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