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Old 06-23-2007, 09:10 PM
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REDNECK SEX TEST
1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False
5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False
7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False
8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False
9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False
10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False
12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False
13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False
15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute. True or False
16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False
22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False
23. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False
25. Douche is the French word for "twelve". True or False
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OMG, LMFAO !
IronpumpedLady U R da woman!
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nice!
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LMFAO, veerrryy good, IPL what did you do, buy a joke book or some shit???very funny , FIT
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Naw, now give me a little credit here!!! I am the jokerster of my crowd of friends, always got something up my shelve!!!
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lady what r u the jerry seinfield of anon today?good shit though even though I failed
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lady what r u the jerry seinfield of anon today?good shit though even though I failed

What did you fail at?? I still think you're the sweetest!!

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I stumbled on number 19 ya know the pickel/cucumber one....lol btw lady pray for my shrink visit today and the CR.s r yours.on one condition only........rep
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I stumbled on number 19 ya know the pickel/cucumber one....lol btw lady pray for my shrink visit today and the CR.s r yours.on one condition only........rep

What condition might that be????


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