Beer vs. Vagina....

[IronpumpedLady]

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. Point: BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful. Point: VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. Point: BEER
4. If, after taking a swig of your favorite beer, you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. Point: VAGINA
5. If you come home reeking of beer, your wife may get mad. If you get home reeking of vagina, your wife may leave you. Hmmmm? Point: DRAW
6. Ten beers in one night and you can’t drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don’t want to drive anywhere. Point: VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, you may harm your reputation. If you eat a lot of vagina in public, you may become a legend. Point: VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and smells beer on your breath, you may get arrested. If a cop stops you and smells vagina on your breath, he may buy you a beer. Point: VAGINA
9. You normally don’t find old beer. Point: BEER
10. Too much beer and you’ll see stars. Too much vagina and you’ll see God. Point: VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. Point: VAGINA
12. Most places tax beer. Point: VAGINA
13. If you have another beer, your first beer never gets pissed off. Point: BEER
14. You know for sure if you’re the first to open a beer. Point: BEER
15. If you shake beer, it gets agitated but eventually settles down. Point: BEER
16. You always have a choice of beers: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc. Point: BEER
17. You always know how much beer will cost. Point: BEER
18. Beer doesn’t have a mother. Point: BEER
19. Beer never expects to cuddle after you drink it. Point: BEER
20. Tapping a Keg? Easy. Tapping a Vagina? May take weeks. Point: BEER

<HR>Final Score

BEER: 11
VAGINA: 8

The winner is: BEER

I thought this was pretty funny!!! Although I am not a beer drinker, don't like it!!! OMG!!! So does that mean???? LOL

Stay Strong~~!!!

IPL

[krzna]

correction

most places tax beer
most vaginas have their own taxes, maintenance tax is the worst.
point : beer.


that said, two is always better than one, both beer and vaginas.

[fit4lyfe]

IPL that is some funny shit right there>>> you can't tell if either is foul until opened...point ..draw..., did I go too far with that???

[Bighump]

So in other words I should finger a girl and spill beer on my other hands fingers...come home and have the wife smell the two and see what happens??? I'll bet that I will be able to drink as much beer as i want then cuz she'll be gone.....hence the more beer I drink the more fingers I can stink up LOL (giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity).





Like my guy would say- Give her the pound and a half!!!!!

[LOGAN]

vagina always seems better when you drink beer first

[KingJames]

That is hilarious! Great post.

[southga.mafia]

Beer is ok but vagina gets my vote.

[fit4lyfe]

I want to have both.. but too much beer and I get a hangover, no such thing as too much Vagina, and nothing is hanging.. LOL