TenMan Blows Up Lawn Mower with 12 Gauge

[TenMan]

Are you guys sure you want this lunatic over here!???

I'm having L4-L-5 fused tomorrow morning, so I'm cleaning up last minute bullshit...bills, paperwork filing, little odd and ends.. Along with that, I figure I catch a buzz and have a little fun at the same time. Well, I always give credit where credit is due, but the 86 year old man and the 84 year old wife are out cutting the lawn for like the the last 5 hours!!!!. fucker must have 2 million in the bank. He was an accountant, she was something at the bank "downtown..lol!" No kids either. Cheap MoFo...still driving a 70's something Marqius...perfect shape. You know the type. I live in your usual 3bedroom brick ranch house, so there isn'r much room between the houses. It's a beautiful day out so I have the windows and doors open, but all I can hear is this goddamn lawn mower!!! The mower must be one of the first ones ever put out because that fucker is so loud, you cannot believe it!!!

I have this picture in my head of walking over there with the ol double barrel un-cocked, pulling two red paper 12 gages hells from my pocket, loading the gun, closing it and just blowing the shit out of that 50 year old motor!!!!

Shit now I have to eat more vicodin to get my bzz back!! lol!!

TenMan

[fit4lyfe]

Originally Posted by TenMan

Are you guys sure you want this lunatic over here!???

I'm having L4-L-5 fused tomorrow morning, so I'm cleaning up last minute bullshit...bills, paperwork filing, little odd and ends.. Along with that, I figure I catch a buzz and have a little fun at the same time. Well, I always give credit where credit is due, but the 86 year old man and the 84 year old wife are out cutting the lawn for like the the last 5 hours!!!!. fucker must have 2 million in the bank. He was an accountant, she was something at the bank "downtown..lol!" No kids either. Cheap MoFo...still driving a 70's something Marqius...perfect shape. You know the type. I live in your usual 3bedroom brick ranch house, so there isn'r much room between the houses. It's a beautiful day out so I have the windows and doors open, but all I can hear is this goddamn lawn mower!!! The mower must be one of the first ones ever put out because that fucker is so loud, you cannot believe it!!!

I have this picture in my head of walking over there with the ol double barrel un-cocked, pulling two red paper 12 gages hells from my pocket, loading the gun, closing it and just blowing the shit out of that 50 year old motor!!!!

Shit now I have to eat more vicodin to get my bzz back!! lol!!

TenMan

I live in the So cal desert, and the gardeners start at 6;00am with the mowers, let me know how your aim is on the vics. and maybe you can do a little (wet work) for me, LOL, good luck tomorrow...

[K-Man]

LOL TenMan, got a nice laugh...
Good Luck with surgery and recovery Bro,
K-Man

[The Anonymizer]

you should learn how to play an electric guitar or drums and put a large amp out in your garage next time they're out sitting on the front porch.

maybe a trumbone.

[joker13]

Originally Posted by The Anonymizer

you should learn how to play an electric guitar or drums and put a large amp out in your garage next time they're out sitting on the front porch.

maybe a trumbone.

heck forget the learn part...much more annoying if you can't play for crap

[F250]

Originally Posted by The Anonymizer

you should learn how to play an electric guitar or drums and put a large amp out in your garage next time they're out sitting on the front porch.

maybe a trumbone.

Haha...that's no kidding. I started playing the drums when I was five years old, and the neighbors complained constantly.

[Bighump]

I feel the same way when I need to wake up at 5:30 a.m. to go to work.
-I hope that the sun blows up!!
-I want to pour gas over myself in the breakroom and set myself on fire!!
-I pray to god that it isn't Monday and some asshole "morning person" doesn't say..."sounds like a case of the Mondays"!!
-Take out my .45's have all of my clips loaded and walk into the doors at work.....the only warning is..... "click-click".....and I start dumping lead all over the shop.



All in all........ I am dosing a gram of Tren so I feel your frustration brother.....just not your pain.....hope that all goes well for you though! And feel no remorse and destroy that fucking mower LOL!