9 Words Women Use To Confuse The Fuck Out Of Men

The Anonymizer · #1 05-01-2007, 05:52 PM

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F#!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
"What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Mindfcuk · #2 05-01-2007, 06:41 PM

ALL VERY VERY TRUE MEN MEMORIZE this list trust me it will save you. ALso just being quiet saves you alot of time argueing and time on the couch. Not saying you have to be a Pussy, but one has to pick your battles. And if she is a good one she will come back and show you how right you were right...