alcohol= truth serum

[gatechplyr]

Man when I drink I say some fucked up shit. Not to just my wife but to everyone around me. Like the other night, went out with some friends and the waitress asked for our drink order- then comes back 45 minutes later-- (without the drinks).

Me, being a little buzzed said "hey did you forget our drinks?" she responds " no- but I had something to do" here comes the truth serum...... "well can you get them now since you are done sucking the bosses dick and shoving food into your headhole.?"... not a good thing to do- We were asked to leave by the 95 pound midget of a manager a few minutes later. (which we did after calling him Tattoo, and saying "d plane, d plane...")

Now dont get me wrong, I try not be an asshole, but I do say some fuck up shit when drunk. I still get a earfull for asking my mother in law why she smells like turnip greens when I was drunk..

Any other time I am actually a nice guy- but put 12 beers in me- and watch the show. Am I the only one who gets like this?

[Mindfcuk]

Nah you are not, there's a reason alcohol are called spirits.
When I did drink it went like this:
Malibu allows me to be MANDINGO
Vodka =whoop ass in 2.5 seconds
Hennesy=Bitch shut up and get over here
Hennesy+Hypnotiq=MANDINGO PARTY!!!
Heiniken=Chilling and lots of Heine
White Zinfadel=Refined FUCKIN goin on!!!

[gatechplyr]

good one mind... lol

[southga.mafia]

Im ok with a few beers,but throw in the V.O. or jack D. and its time to circle the wagons.

[jpme]

Beer I always tell the truth and am a fun person. Now you throw in some SoCo, thats when the pants come off.

[Scheizekopf]

Shots of Vodka...

[The Anonymizer]

I guess i'm the only one here who likes tequila.....its definitely my "spirit" of choice.

But i'm an asshole in restaurants even when I havent been drinking. When my meal comes out and tastes like shit, I get pissed. I figure its a restaurant, they have a set menu, the cook fixes the same dishes day after day over and over again, how can you possibly fuck that up? It's not like its a complex job that requires heavy duty problem solving and every day is something new......at a restaurant cooking food is their only responsibility and they cook the same shit over and over again! WTF?

[scrillakeith]

Originally Posted by The Anonymizer

I guess i'm the only one here who likes tequila.....its definitely my "spirit" of choice.

No way man! I loves me some tequila shots right about now. Patron, Cuervo? First rounds on you!

[gatechplyr]

Originally Posted by The Anonymizer

I guess i'm the only one here who likes tequila.....its definitely my "spirit" of choice.

But i'm an asshole in restaurants even when I havent been drinking. When my meal comes out and tastes like shit, I get pissed. I figure its a restaurant, they have a set menu, the cook fixes the same dishes day after day over and over again, how can you possibly fuck that up? It's not like its a complex job that requires heavy duty problem solving and every day is something new......at a restaurant cooking food is their only responsibility and they cook the same shit over and over again! WTF?

Rent that movie "waiting" you will never complain again. Even if it taste like a 400 pound girl who has crotch rott- I will smile and eat it!!

[The Anonymizer]

Originally Posted by scrillakeith

No way man! I loves me some tequila shots right about now. Patron, Cuervo? First rounds on you!

#1 - Beurruco Anejo (I can never find this shit anywhere!)
#2 - Patron Anejo
#3 - Cabo Wabo Blanco

Patron Silver makes me gag for some reason.....and Cuervo Especial is 49% grain alcohol so i will only drink that if its in a margarita and I know I wont have to go to sleep drunk on it.