WTF do I call this thread? (JPME Exclusive: Life As A Source Tester)

The Anonymizer · #1 03-01-2007, 02:33 AM

Words cannot express the utter strangeness of this thread as a whole, so I'm just going to let you all be the judge.

JPME:so here I am at the bar, havin a great time drinkin with all my friends and by about 12am I am drunk as fuck, so everything is goin great
AnonBBdotCom: lol....go on
JPME:well at this club we are at they are having a madri gra party
JPME:probably 1000 people there in this place
JPME:well they announce they are having a thing contest, it was great some realy great lookin hotties there
JPME:the bitch that won was a 13 on the ericter scale
JPME:well when that was over another anouncement
JPME:....."Men, it's time for the underwear contest!"
JPME:oh lord
AnonBBdotCom: and you entered?
JPME:well as drunk as I am at the time I thought to myself" Self.....(i talk in the 3rd person when i have been drinkin" Self, these steroids I have been doin are gonna come to some use for once"
JPME:So here I go up on stage with about 15 other guys
JPME:oh lord
JPME:well the music starts
JPME:i start strippin
JPME:so here I am throwin the shirt in the crowd dancin, flexin having a great time
JPME:well this is an underwear contest
JPME:and by god I was gonna win so I was down to my damn bikinies I wore that night
JPME:well by this time I am standing up on the rail and I look over.....fuck why am I the only guy in his underwear?
JPME:ah oh well
JPME:my drunk ass decides to strip all the way down
JPME:ALL THE WAY DOWN
JPME:i made $24 in ones from the girls lmao
JPME:and the best part is I won the damn thing, $50 and a crown!
AnonBBdotCom: ok, so why were you the only one in your underwear?
JPME:i'm not sure
AnonBBdotCom: well, sounds like a large price to pay for $50 and a "crown"
JPME:well this is when it gets bad actually
JPME:the club....it has a web site
JPME:and a guy that takes pictures for the website
AnonBBdotCom: are you now E-famous?
JPME:yep
JPME:i about shit when I seen them on there
JPME:plus about 6 people I work with were there
JPME:and one of the girls took pictures and everybody at work will see them
JPME:oh lord
AnonBBdotCom: dude, let me see
JPME:promise not to post them
AnonBBdotCom: i promise
JPME:http://www.*********.com/
JPME:lighting made me look flat
JPME:remember I was drunk as FUCK
JPME:and I couldn't find my pants, lmao
AnonBBdotCom: is that you flexing?
AnonBBdotCom: or where are your pics?
JPME:i'm the bald guy
JPME:my pics are twards the bottem
AnonBBdotCom: dude, you're crazy!
JPME:LMAO
AnonBBdotCom: you look like Mr. Clean
AnonBBdotCom: in a speedo
JPME:yea I have been gettin that alot past few days
JPME:LMMFAO
JPME:i'm just glad I didn't wear my "man thongs" that night
JPME:imagine how I felt the next day when I remembered this shit
AnonBBdotCom: lol
JPME:i felt like such a douch past few days
JPME:i just wish I was able to find my pants for the pics afterwords
AnonBBdotCom: yeah looks like the horse wants to come out of the barn with all those girls around you
JPME:na, but if i ever do this again, i'm takin a freakin extra sock with me for more padding
AnonBBdotCom: you could always take one of the girls from the board as your "fluffer"
JPME:yea, where is VD when I need her
JPME:you ever got drunk and done stupid shit like that??
AnonBBdotCom: no
JPME:oh
AnonBBdotCom: lol
AnonBBdotCom: actually i probably have, just still dont remember
AnonBBdotCom: whenever i've gotten THAT drunk i usually fight
AnonBBdotCom: and then i get arrested
AnonBBdotCom: so i dont get that drunk anymore
AnonBBdotCom: i did take my belt off once and slap this dude in the face with it though
AnonBBdotCom: that was fun
JPME:yea but I live in "The land Jenny Creig Forgot" so there is never anybody that can put up a fight so I just blow them all off.....and then get nude
JPME:with you belt, hey thats strippin
AnonBBdotCom: my pants stayed on
JPME:ah close enough
JPME:but I got cash for it!
AnonBBdotCom: you realize the board deserves to know about this right?
JPME:no man
AnonBBdotCom: its a major AnonBB event
JPME:lmao
AnonBBdotCom: its like when PRL got busted
JPME:ah what the fuck
JPME:no link to pics or name of club or anything of the sort
AnonBBdotCom: come on, everyone will just think you're crazier than ever before
JPME:lmao, na man if I wasn't in the military then I would be all about it
AnonBBdotCom: ok deal

OK, SINCE I'M A MAN OF MY WORD....I SMUDGED OUT THE NAME OF THE CLUB THAT WAS WATERMARKED ON THE PICS, ALONG WITH JPME'S FACE....AND I CENSORED THE LINK TO THE PICS. YOU DON'T NEED IT WHEN YOU CAN SEE THE PICS RIGHT HERE