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Old 01-09-2007, 01:22 PM
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Well this story is full of heartache, pain, and suffering.. well not really but it is funny.

I am always getting onto my daughter about her leaving her bicycle out in the garage- so when I pull up to park, I have to get out, move it, and then pull in.

Well I came home last Friday and there in the garage is her bike right in the middle of the floor. I thaught-- I have warned her a million times about this--- this time I am going to teach her a lesson. So I proceeded to drive forward and run over the bike a little.

I went in the house and yelled for her to come downstairs. She did, and I told her that I had ran over her bike because I was tired of telling her to pick it up. She started to cry and I said "I hope you learned your lesson". She said "daddy that was not my bike, that was Sarah's bike"...............

seems her friend from 2 houses down rode her bike to our house and left it in the garage.

Can you say---- "dumbass"????
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Damn. Sarah needs a new bike now.
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"well let your friend Sarah know we like to run over little girls bikes here at the GATech house!"




hey did you ever find out whats up with your little boy who was already sprouting pubes?
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yea he has a hyperactive adrenal gland. He is now on meds to regulate it. He is still growing but not as fast as before. We had to get him on meds otherwise he could end up like Andre the Giant..

I offered to buy the little girl a new bike and the little bitch is hitting me up for the most expensive bike Wal-mart carries. Just over a hundred bucks... I at least better get a hand job from her mom after spending that much money.
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LMAO sounds like something I would do.... but hey if you get that handjob...
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That is one of the best stories I have heard in a long time!
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lol. that was a good story, would have been a winner on funniest home vids
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I would have paid to see your face when your daughter told you it was the little girl's bike from down the street...GA
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