Pretty good joke

[EgoPrimo]

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of

catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer

her, a peanut fell in his ear.He tried and trie d to dig it out but succeeded

in only pushing it in deeper.



He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of

trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home

with her date.



After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date

said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit

down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose

and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of

his ear.



The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man

insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man

out to the kitchen for something to eat.



Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,

That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be

when he grows older?"

The father replied," From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."

[FreeBirdbulker]

how does the dad know what his daughters twat smells like

[longhorn71]

yeah, how does he know...smell like the mom's?

[RELENTLESS]

Hey, you've smelled one twat, you've pretty much smelled 'em all!

Well, that is, except for the stank ones.....ugh! i just had a terrible teen flashback to this chick i messed around with and I can so vividly remember how RAUNCHY her's stunk!! ok, ok, i gotta stop thinking about that, its too sick. Whew, most are fine, but some do need some summer's eve up in that bitch

[DanSteelMan]

If it smells like trout, GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!

[hitch]

lmao off dan.

if it smells like trout get the fuk out lol , i love that.