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07-26-2006, 12:07 PM
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I HATE SHITTING IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!
My wife gets onto me all the time about this one. If I have a shit creep up on me I will turn the car around, drive back home and run into my house to drop a load. Only if it is to far for me to do so---and I can no longer hold it in will I use a public bathroom. I have driven 45 minutes back home being yelled at the entire time by my wife and kids about it- but I refuse to just cop a squat on something that everyone has pissed all over. Hovering does not work for me because I give birth to some stubborn turds and need the seat grab to force them out. Much like a woman popping out her offspring.
One day I will buy a RV and will be able to shit whenever and whereever I want to. Ahhh something to look forward to.
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07-26-2006, 12:14 PM
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Yea I usually wont go anywhere either but home or work. My work bathrooms are huge, very nice, and very clean. Almost better than my own home.
 Other than those two, if I gotta go I gotta go. 
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07-26-2006, 12:41 PM
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you never know whats on those seats. I dont blame you one bit
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07-26-2006, 04:06 PM
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YEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!! Been waiting for one of these...u big pussy just shit in the public, i do it all the time!! The worse is when u happen to go out for a few drinks and gotta shit in the Bar Stall with no door on it!
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07-26-2006, 04:21 PM
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I would so make fun of your ass if I was in that bar.. you stinky fucker!!!
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07-26-2006, 04:32 PM
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Been there done that, u wouldnt be the first!!! I was in Iowa City several years ago at the FIELD HOUSE and was taking a huuuge dumb, real messy one and everyone was walking in, fucking sucked!!!
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07-26-2006, 04:37 PM
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07-26-2006, 06:00 PM
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Everyone thinks that what they cant see aint there .... LMAO
I dont even touch the doorhandles, ive tought myself to wait.
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