2008 Olympic Quotes....

[Dilaudid]

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far

during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:



1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw

her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'



2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from

personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'



3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother

and father.'



4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths

in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'



5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can

expect the same thing again.'



6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't

like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'



7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the

IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'



8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've

got eleven Dicks on the field.'



9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is

that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses

them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

[THUNDERGOD]

Now that is some funny S**T right there!!!! LMAO

[MANorexic]

LOL...

[getnbig]

LMFAO.

[shoalin]

LOL that was funny

[ShadeofPink]

those are good.