[REDRUM]

I havent been able to get ahold of my doc for the better part of a month now, and I have chronic pain in my back and joints almost round the clock. So I couldnt wait for him to get back, so I asked my mom the next time she went to see her chiropractor(who's also an MD) if she could get a script. She said not a problem, and told the doc that she does very well with vicodin, and blah blah. Well the doc proceeds to tell her that he knows she wont abuse anything, so he'd be happy to give her anything she wanted. Make a long story short, I go to get the script from my mother, and the bottle says Kadian. Turns out that Kadian, is a new drug that is actually a extended release version of morphine, meant more for cancer patients than anything else. WTF?!

See this is why people get strung the fuck out and wind up in rehab, shooting dope or some other stupid shit. Drugs are drugs, believe me I know that better than anyone, but vicodin doesnt make me want to do evil things, morphine does.
And to top it off, this doctors name is Adolf..what a fucking hammer