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Originally Posted by crunk-flexx
I could bang my gf every day if i wanted to, but i still need my alone time with some porn. You dont have to bring it out to dinner or do the dishes for it, and best of all NO RUBBERS!!!! I have tried a couple concoctions that i think are better than the real thing and some that FAILED. My fav was vicks vapor rub, it made my dong into a super soaker. Had to run to the shower after i was done though, because that shit started BURNIN like hell.
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try being married for 9 years!! adn alone time is defiantley madatory, just for entertainment purposes.. and although a vasectomy was cscary anmd painful it is a gift that keeps on giving.. never thought I would get to that point but here I am...LMAO.
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