[gatechplyr]

always hijack a thread and end up flirting with eachother the entire fucking time. Just you two wait- once you get married the following things will happen:

1. You will fuck like rabbits for the first 90-120 days, sometimes in the same day.

2. Your so proud you have made the step into marriage and feel like a happy loving couple.

3. Realization that you can never fuck another person besides eachother (unless you are a dog like me) will set in.

4. You will start to divide tasks up- like who will write out the bills, who takes the trash out, who washes the clothes, that kind of shit.

5. She will finally feel like it is ok to fart in front of you. You will realize just how bad her ass stinks. (no farts are not supposed to smell like roses, but not like rotten meat either).

6. You will now be lucky to have sex once a week, not because you dont love her- but fuck- its like eating pizza everyday now.

7. She will begin to run your freinds off by limiting your time with "hangin with the bros". Dont fight this step- it will happen.

8. You will get yelled at for leaving your clothes on the floor and for the floater you left in the toilet that you forgot to flush.

9. The yelling will become more common- words such as "you asshole, or you fucking bitch" will become second nature.

10. You will come up with ways to torture eachother. Such as flushing the toilet when the other is in the shower causing them to get that huge rush of hot water. Leaving two sheets of toilet paper on the roll and hiding the other rolls forcing you to try to wipe your ass with 2 sheets. Or my favorite- pissing in her shampoo and having a little giggle everytime she washes her hair.. OOOOHHH- I almost forgot this one.. jerking off and then using her towel to wipe it all off- then just hang it back up like nothing happened. Everytime she drys off it will be in your jizz.. lol

11. You will sleep on the couch not because you are mad at her, you just dont want to deal with the ticking noise her nose makes while she is sleeping. (my wife does this and I have came close many times to putting a pillow over her fucking head)!

12. You stop working out and get a beer belly.

13. You get divorced- start working out again and say you will never get married again.

14. As you are saying your vows to your second but not last wife, you will think of all of this again and will still say those 2 fucked up words--- "I do"...

this is my last I HATE THREAD- thank you all for coming.