07-26-2006, 04:06 PM
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V.I.P. / Backstage Pass
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 823
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Originally Posted by gatechplyr
My wife gets onto me all the time about this one. If I have a shit creep up on me I will turn the car around, drive back home and run into my house to drop a load. Only if it is to far for me to do so---and I can no longer hold it in will I use a public bathroom. I have driven 45 minutes back home being yelled at the entire time by my wife and kids about it- but I refuse to just cop a squat on something that everyone has pissed all over. Hovering does not work for me because I give birth to some stubborn turds and need the seat grab to force them out. Much like a woman popping out her offspring.
One day I will buy a RV and will be able to shit whenever and whereever I want to. Ahhh something to look forward to.
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YEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!
Been waiting for one of these...u big pussy just shit in the public, i do it all the time!! The worse is when u happen to go out for a few drinks and gotta shit in the Bar Stall with no door on it! |