I HATE SHITTING IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!
My wife gets onto me all the time about this one. If I have a shit creep up on me I will turn the car around, drive back home and run into my house to drop a load. Only if it is to far for me to do so---and I can no longer hold it in will I use a public bathroom. I have driven 45 minutes back home being yelled at the entire time by my wife and kids about it- but I refuse to just cop a squat on something that everyone has pissed all over. Hovering does not work for me because I give birth to some stubborn turds and need the seat grab to force them out. Much like a woman popping out her offspring.
One day I will buy a RV and will be able to shit whenever and whereever I want to. Ahhh something to look forward to.
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Faith is false hope that everything is better in the afterlife. When the fact is- we need help in this one.
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