Pretty good joke
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of
catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer
her, a peanut fell in his ear.He tried and trie d to dig it out but succeeded
in only pushing it in deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of
trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
with her date.
After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit
down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose
and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of
his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man
out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
when he grows older?"
The father replied," From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."
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